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Category: Satire

Satirical illustration of a Pakistani grandfather humorously cross-examining his law student grandson over procrastination, using legal jargon like Res Ipsa Loquitur, promissory estoppel, actus reus, mens rea, and force majeure, while unopened law books and a cup of chai highlight the courtroom-style family banter.
Categories Satire

Res Ipsa Loquitur — Procrastination Speaks Louder Than Petitions

  • Estimated read time 3 min read
  • August 16, 2025

“Beta, what is this Res Ipsa Loquitur you keep muttering?” my grandfather asked, his voice a slow, deliberate rumble like a judge pronouncing a verdict. “Is it some new kind of TikTok…

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Categories Satire

Feka’s Drainage Battle: From Right to Know to Right to Flow

  • Estimated read time 2 min read
  • August 9, 2025

Feka (scratching his head, staring at the puddle-turned-mini-lake in front of his house): “Ah, Banigala! The land of lush hills and… floating slippers. Where else can you wake up to the soothing…

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Punjab rural police station, SHO with chai cup, Mohrar with Register No. 2, Constable Shakeel, police registers satire, police procedural delays, Section 22-A CrPC, Register No. 4 cattle theft, Roznamcha diary, Police Rule 22.45, rural justice system, FIR delay, CrPC satire, buffalo theft cases, Register No. 19 applications received, Register No. 12 bad characters, Register No. 25 standing orders, Mohrar power outage, police station emergency light, chai culture in Thana, satire on police bureaucracy, evidence collection failure, criminal justice satire, Pakistan police registers, Thana procedural flaws, satire for legal awareness, Mohrar gatekeeping, SHO WhatsApp pressure, police investigation satire.
Categories Satire

Dear Police: Let Your 25 Registers Breathe – So the Evidence Can Speak

  • Estimated read time 3 min read
  • August 3, 2025

Scene: Inside a rural police station in Punjab. Fan blades rotate slowly-  mimicking the sluggish pace of justice. Files spill over desks like overcooked bureaucracy. Three characters dominate this drama of delay:…

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electricity bill satire, WAPDA billing issues, slab billing Pakistan, Article 25 Constitution of Pakistan, NEPRA regulations, circular debt recovery, political interference in electricity, SDO favoritism, electricity billing inequality, energy policy satire, Pakistani consumer rights, WAPDA criticism, public resource misuse, power sector corruption, administrative inflation, fiscal mismanagement Pakistan, electricity law Pakistan, load-shedding satire, Electricity Rules 1937, political sifarish in energy sector, IPP payments Pakistan, reverse incentive billing, demand note bypassing, public procurement rules violation, Water and Power Development Authority critique
Categories Satire

WAPDA And Me : A High-Voltage Romance – Where Slabs Multiply, Sifarish Amplifies, and the Awam Electrifies

  • Estimated read time 3 min read
  • July 30, 2025

Scene: Mr. Jameel, a regular, law-abiding citizen, is sitting in his modest home, holding his electricity bill in one hand and Constitution of Pakistan in the other. Jameel (shaking his head): Aray…

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